Where is my mind beatbox

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Are the 2011 Chicago Bulls This Years Chicago Blackhawks?

Excluding the fact that they play two completely different sports, are the 2011 Chicago Bulls the NBA's version of the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks?  This particular Broham thinks so.  Hear me out... The Bulls are lead by two young stars who are the heart, soul and face of the franchise.  Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah.  Sounds quite a bit like the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks who were lead to the Stanley Cup Championship by Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews.  (Not to add in that Toews was fresh-off a Olympic Gold Metal, just like Derrick Rose in the FIFA World Championship this summer with Team USA).

Next we have the veterans Marian Hossa and Patrick Sharp who are accomplished NHL players, just like Luol Deng and Carlos Boozer and had the single goal of winning a championship.

Or we have the Enforcers such as Dustin Byfuglien and Ben Eager who without them, the young guns Kane and Toews would be getting destroyed by the nightly physical play.   Sounds a lot like what Kurt Thomas does for Rose, along with Carlos Boozer.

Filled around the players above was a wide range of quality and first class professional NHL players like Brent Seabrook, Brent Sopel, Brian Campbell, and many more.  Does this sound like Carlos Boozer, Ronnie Brewer, CJ Watson and Taj Gibson?

And we have the question mark, which for Blackhawks entering the 2010 Playoffs was the all-important Goalie, Antti Niemi.  Who got hot just at the right time and helped lead the Blackhawks to a NHL Championship.  This is very similar to the Chicago Bulls 2 Gaurd slot which is the NBA's most skilled position and the area the Bulls are the weakest in.  But could the streaky, yet deadly shooting touch of Kyle Korver be enough?  Many people think not, but those are the same people that thought Antti Niemi would cost the Blackhawks a Stanley Cup....

Only time will tell and maybe I'm a year off considering that the Blackhawks had gone to a Western Conference Finals in 2009 and lost to the rival Red Wings before coming back and winning in 2010, which is a helluva lot further then the Bulls have been and had to offer huge gains in experience.

Nicki Minaj gives Lil Wayne a Lap Dance

Jay Z's Financial Empire

Who's The Tightest Broham on TV?

Ari Gold -Played by Jeremy Piven, is a ruthless talent agent who has a knack for creating witty insults, while closing multimillion dollar deals for his clients.   Some of his most notable quotes:

"I paid two grand for these seats! I'll get out there and launch a three if I want!"
"Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!"
"It’s like high school. You can’t fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers."

Barney Stinson - Played by Neil Patrick Harris, is most notably known for his clever techniques in duping women into having sex with him.  He lives the ultimate bachelor life and has also coined a series of phrases such as: What up, It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... DARY, and awesomeness. Some of Barney's famous quotes are:

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!"
"It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!"
"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old."

Cosmo Kramer - Played by Michael Richards, this unruly neighbor is mostly known for his outrageous vintage wardrobe, wiry hair, and ridiculous body gestures.   Some of his famous quotes are:

"TCB, You know: Taking care of business"
"Pig man! It’s a pig man! Pig man!"

Charlie Sheen - This Broham may have had the job of a lifetime, in which he basically played the same character as himself in real life.  Although Charlie is known for his most recent quotes, here are some from Two and a Half Men:

"It seems like yesterday I could party all night and eat and drink anything I wanted to. Now, a couple of Red Bulls and a waffle and I'm sittin' in the emergency room, prayin' for a fart."
"Hey, you know the rule—if there's topless sunbathers you don't hang out and stare at them; you come get your Uncle Charlie."

Don Draper - Played by Jon Hamm, Draper is somewhat a man of mystery.   We do know that if he wants to get laid during the middle of the day, he tells his secretary to cancel his meetings and without hesitation,  leaves.  Some of his most famous quotes are:

"I'm not going to let a woman talk to me like that!"
"Listen, Pete, I need you to go get a cardboard box. Put your things in it. Okay?"
"You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself."

Dexter Morgan - Played by Michael C. Hall, Dexter is a part time police officer and a full time serial killer.  He only preys on  murderers who have escaped the justice system.  He also follows a strict code of ethics and procedures taught to him in childhood, by his foster father. Some of Dexter's most notable quotes are:

"If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?"
"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess."

Be sure to vote for your favorite Broham in this week's poll.

MLB Fantasy Baseball Draft First Round Picks

Albert Pujols - Contract Year is an UNDERstatement.  He will play through injuries like when a guy gets a leg cramp when having sex with his girlfriend for the first time.
Hanley Ramirez - Shortstop is thinner then Nicole Richie on a 3 week 8-Ball binge.
Troy Tulowitski - Shortstop is thinner then Lindsay Lohan on a 3 week 8-Ball binge.
Joey Votto - He's too big of an asshole to have a bad year.  This guy reminds me of my Dad when he comes home and finds my Mom cutting the grass instead of me.
David Wright- Mets went bankrupt?  I'm assuming something good has to happen for them.
Ryan Braun - Due for a big year, had the lowest Home Run total of his 4 year career last year.  He will rebound harder then Charles Barkley on the Suns in the 90's.
Carl Crawford - Carl Crawford hitting in the Red Sox lineup and short porch in left field has sexy pick written all over him.  Plus he's fast, and fast is cool as shit.
Carlos Gonzalez - Can play all 3 outfield spots, hits for power and steals bases.  Last year if you picked him, it was like calling a hot hooker and then her staying for an extra session, then deciding to cook you dinner and then doing your household cleaning and then forgetting to collect her money before she left.
Evan Longoria - I have him a bit lower then most people, my reasoning is this guy just gets way too much ass to concentrate only on baseball for a full 162.
Josh Hamilton - My 1st round sleeper, if he can stay healthy for a full 162 he can definitely produce TOP 10 numbers.  Plus he's got the sickest tat game in the league.

Sexy and Hot Major League Baseball Fans

With baseball season fast approaching, we at Brohams.com figured that the fans needed to see some of their own preseason action. And by preseason action I mean fat titties hanging out of your favorite team's jersey.  Are you lovin' it.. yea you know I'm lovin' it.

Special Birthday Shout Out

Our very own, Scottie Don't turns 25 today.

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On a side note, what is Jon Lajoie going to do about his show, "The League," if the NFL season is canceled this year?

Broham Starts Work on Monday

How far would you go for a Broham? 

A fellow Broham was accepted to work part-time at a local business, although he was completely unaware of the initial drug test that was required before work could actually begin.  Unfortunately this Broham was no stranger to the occasional puff puff give, but this did not stop him from sticking it to the man and devising a plan to beat the system.

After brainstorming for two hours and looking up every trick in the book, he and another Broham decided that the only logical solution would be to draw up play #52 from the playbook, "The Goosed Mule."  This play is high risk, high reward, but with a firm grip and steady concentration, it can be pulled off with relative ease.

Once the Brohams figured out the proper walking technique with the condom, there was only one last requirement to the play.  Many drug tests look at a variety of different chemicals, such as opiates (heroine), amphetamines (speed), canabinoids (marijuana), and phencyclidine (PCP), but some also test the temperature to ensure that the urine is fresh and legit.  To solve this problem the Brohams decided to place the pee filled condom inside a soup bowl with warm water; a veteran move that many individuals tend to overlook.

With a confident and flawless performance... 

I am happy to report that this Broham starts work on Monday. 

Bieber Fever

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Chris Brown reacts to Robin Roberts interview

Chris Brown was on Good Morning America to promote his new CD, F.A.M.E., but after Robin Roberts asks one too many questions about his prior Rihanna incident, Chris Brown and his entourage decided to trash his dressing room.  

Charlie Sheen Update

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Charlie Sheen crashed Mark Cuban's interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Although Sheen didn't stay long, he was able to plug his new shirts and leave us wondering why he gave Jimmy Kimmel a coffee mug, with a fox taped on it.

Rumors have also been circling that CBS is on the verge of offering Charlie Sheen his job back. Jeff Rossen, a NBC News reporter tweeted, “Sources close to Charlie Sheen tell NBC News, CBS has offered him his job back. Discussions ongoing. Not a done deal."

Brohams Set House on Fire

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Be sure to watch the video until the end.

Tiger Woods New Pad Vs. Ex Wife's New Home

Tiger Woods new bachelor pad, in Jupiter Florida, was priced at $35 million with an extra $15 million spent in renovations.  This $50 million poon palace includes a gym, bar, media room, elevator, reflecting pond, slim lap pool, private golf course, and I am guessing that there is stripper pole in there somewhere.

As for Tiger's ex wife, Elin Nordegren, she just purchased a $12 million crib in North Palm Beach Florida, which is actually only 10 miles away from Tiger's new place, on Jupiter Island.  It turns out that Nordegren's new house is over 7,000 square ft. bigger than the currently 5th ranked golfer in the world.

Brohams.com Joins Facebook

Brohams.com has set up thier official Facebook fan page, but I guess facebook doesn't consider the pages to be legit until we reach 25 fans.   So  when you get a break from creeping on underaged teen's spring break photos, take a minute to check us out on the new page for the latest news and merchandise.  Just type brohams.com on the facebook search bar and become a fan.

Vanessa Hudgens Tatas Leaked Agian

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Broham Hacks Time Square

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Sorry to disappoint the Brohams who thought this viral video was real, but it turned out to be an advertisement ploy for the new movie Limitless, now in theaters. For the full story and information on how the tricky asian guy pulled this stunt off, click here.

Dirk Nowitzki Drunk?

Photo taken at a German Dance Club of Dirk Nowitzki. 

Dwight David Honeycutt Campaign ad

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I'm not gonna lie Brohams, Dwight David Honeycutt is a straight shooter, with upper management written all over him. He might be ill mannered, hot tempered and, from what I can tell, extremely racist, but these are the qualities to be admired in a school board administrator.

"The Situations" Situation

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The snitchuation bombs on comedy central's "Roast of Donald Trump."  Mike Sorrentino's performance was more awkward than a boner in a pair of skinny jeans.

TBAG

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TBAG of the day goes to Los Angeles Laker's Kobe Bryant, on Orlando Magics Dwight Howard.

Grass Fairy

Even if theres no NFL games in 2011, Chad Ochocinco still plans on playing football. The Bengals wide reciever has indicated that he may jump to Europe to play soccer if there's a work stoppage in the NFL

Fat Kid Destroys Bully

Chubby Kid Bodyslams Bully - Watch more Funny Videos

Pastor Healer Street Fighter

Do you think you can hang with the new age of faith and healing? Because this Broham is about to serve you up with a fist full of forgiveness.

Usher Sex Tape

How is it, that 1 week after we at Brohams.com post our favorite celeb sex tapes, that another one surfaces? It turns out that a sex tape featuring Usher and Tameka Foster is currently for sale. The seller is approaching various websites looking for a buyer. While neither Usher nor Tameka Foster have admitted there is a sex tape in existence, they haven’t denied it yet either. Plus, people who have seen pictures from the sex tape say that the video is definitely of Usher and Tameka Foster.
About two years ago, a report was issued explaining how Usher had a number of items stolen from his car. We can only predict that Usher will use this incident as a means of explaining how this sex tape was leaked.

Usher and Tameka Foster were only married for 2 years, from January 2007 until November 2009. They had two children: Usher Raymond V and Naviyd Raymond.
If the video of the Usher and Tameka Foster sex tape is ever released, Brohams.com will be the first to let you know.

Big Black is Back

Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory - MTV Shows

The Bronamic Duo team back up. Rob and his crew are back with more crazy antics in the Fantasy Factory. Season 4 premieres on Monday, April 4.

Just Hangin Out

Justin is bringing Sexy Back

It's official Brohams, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split. Although, do not get too excited because the reason for the split has been pointed at super sexy Mila Kunis.

Sources say that "They're not in a relationship. They star in a movie called Friends With Benefits but they're just friends. That's it. They are not together."

Justin is the man; you know he's laying the pipe to Kunis.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1366125/Justin-Timberlake-Mina-Kunis-friends-benefits-shes-blamed-Jessica-Biel-split.html#ixzz1GcCsQMpD

George Michael Sexy Sax Player

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Enjoy all 5 minutes of this prank. Sergio Flores is a knock off version of the always smooth, always sexy, George Michael. Dim the lights, fire up some candles, and let this Broham take you back.

Drunk Leprechaun

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Wiz khalifa Rollin Papers

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Wiz Khalifa's new album, Rollin Papers, drops March 29. Take a look his Rolling Stone interview and watch him smoke weed for two minutes. Also hear about his future plans, for this year.

Japan Nuclear Power Plant Explosion

We at Brohams.com pride ourselves on our ability to work round the clock to keep our bros up to date. At 4 in the morning videos were submitted showing smoke billowing out of Japan's nuclear power plant. Take a look at the video below and see some of the earliest footage. Next Chernobyl?

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MarshBros Hat Projects

Couple of Brohams with some sick hat tricks. Check out some of the other videos these bros have posted by clicking their youtube I.D.


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New White Rapper - Yelawolf

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This Broham should never be compared to Eminem, but it is always a fresh change of pace when a white rapper is put on the map. Yelawolf, I Just Wanna Party, featuring Gucci Mane, is one of Yelawolf's first bangers, so far and we at Brohams.com are curious as to what our fellow bros think. Leave us a comment.

Real Life Tron Motorcycle

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The movie Tron might have been mediocor at best, but Jeff Bridges' motorcycle was no joke. Take a look at this new ride from Parker Brothers Choppers.

Zach Galifianakis Hosts SNL Tonight

Be sure to tune into SNL tonight with host, Zach Galifianakis, and musical guest, Jessie J. Maybe we'll get lucky and have more than one funny skit rather than wasting 2 hours watching Keenan, from Keenan and Kel, try and force non existent humor. Yeah the Brohams said it, what's up wit dat Keenan? Anyway, here are the promos:

Dog Hitches a Ride

This reminds me of my early years when I used to have two high school hunnies on both set of pegs on my Dyno bike.

Creepy Cricket Fan

Watch his upper lip shake throughout the clip.

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Happy Friday Brohams

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011

"Kate Upton age 18, according to the Sports Illustrated website, Kate Upton "is a Midwest native who always dreamed of being a model. Fantasy became reality three years ago when she walked into an open call and booked her first job. Since then she has been the face for Guess Lingerie and appeared on the cover of Cosmopolitan Bride. This is Kate's first appearance in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue." She also has a cool Cindy Crawford-like mole.""
- Huffingtion Post

Blake Griffin Uses Recent Dunk Title to Hype Broham

If you haven't seen it, this is the dunk that everyone has been talking about in the 2011 NBA All-Star Slam Dunk Contest.

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Since Blake Griffin has become a house hold name of throwing down far too aggressive dunks, he has been able to use his publicity to put USC's Jordan Cameron on the map.

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Can Eminem Resurrect a Fallen City?

Probably not, but he composed a nice letter in their behalf.

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New Music This Week

Keep your rep up Brohams. Take a listen to recent releases before you head out this weekend. Lil Wayne's Red Nation is making a buzz along with up-and-coming rap artist Wiz Kalifa. His new song, The Race, is spread across the internet along with Bright Lights Bigger City.

Lil Wayne - Red Nation Feat The Game

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Wiz Khalifa - The Race

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Best Celeb Sex Tapes of All Time

Throughout the years, B-list celebrities try and regain there fame with a timely leaked sex tape to get their name back on the Hollywood map. Below, the Brohams have listed the top 10 celebrity sex tapes of all time.

10.) Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By the Bell)
9.) Verne Troyer (Mini Me)
8.) Jim Hendrix (guitarist)
7.) Collin Farrell and Nicole Narain
6.) Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
5.) Alyson Hannigan (Lily, From How I Met Your Mother and American Pie)
4.) Kendra Wilkinson
3.) Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
2.) Kim Kardashian and Ray J
1.) A Night in Paris Hilton

Team Sheen Seeks Social Media Intern

Deadline: March 11th, 2011
Position: Full-Time, Paid
Timeframe: Summer 2011 (8 weeks)

Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!

This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.

You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.

Incase you think this is a joke...  Click below to apply and goodluck Brohams

http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/

Ya I was staring, but I have a doctor's note

Listen up brohams, have you ever been caught ogling a great pair of tatas and been called out on it. No longer should you feel awkward, because a ground breaking study has shown that staring at jugs can improve your quality of life. Better than cheerios.

Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health: MyFoxBOSTON.com

Toss Up Question: Tombstones

Who has a better Tombstone?  Nestle or The Undertaker?

IBM Super Computer, "Watson," Malfunctions

For our Brohams who are unaware of the recent IBM Watson project, let Brohams.com fill you in. Engineers at IBM decided to make the first ever Super Computer, with the capability of doing split second research, while still being able to make instantaneous decisions. Experts say it will have a tremendous impact on the future of how individuals search and receive information. We at Brohams.com believe otherwise, and believe that Jeopardy host, Alex Trebek, was the mastermind in the development of a robot that possessed the ability to beat arch nemesis, Ken Jennings.

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After the taping of the show, IBM found little use for the the Super Computer and decided to give "Watson" a new face "fit" for public. Unfortunately, budgets were cut and maintenance on the machine suffered. Below is a recent video taken of "Watson" malfunctioning during a live new report.

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Full Flavor 99 calories

Joe buried that shot like Jordan, with game 6 on the line. We could see that Joe was a favorite going into the game and as hit that final shot it turned out to be the perfect ending to a true Cinderella story. In a post game interview, the opposing player was quoted saying: "You can't afford to give him second chances, with Joe out there, we all knew he was going to make the plays, he was able to do just that and now I will have to live with that."

Whoopi Be Nasty

I'd be lying to everyone if I said Sister Act I and Sister Act II were not some of my favorite movies.  But when Whoppi made Eddy even I said come on Whoppi.  Then thinking that was as bad as it could get, she came out with How Stella Got Her Groove Back.  So then I thought to myself, welp it can't get any worse then that.

Wrong again, here came Call Me Claus.  Then just when I thought it could not possibly get any worse, Poise named it's new spokeswoman, Whoppi Goldberg.  Enjoy Brohams, I actually threw up in my mouth the first time I saw this. 

The Votes Have Been Tallied

Our recent poll has come to an earlier close than expected, but never the less the votes have been counted. After a staggering 20 votes cast, our fellow Brohams have spoken. The official synonym for a woman's fortress of solitude is... STENCH TRENCH with 9 votes.

We at Brohams.com would like to thank all the bro's who took part in the poll and be sure to keep an eye out for our next poll question, which should be up within the next day or two.

Miami Heat Cry After Getting Luol's Dong

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I can't say they are the first people to cry after getting Luol's Dong but probably the first group of males.  The Chicago Bulls moved ahead of the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Standings today after a one-point win in which Luol Deng put the game on ice after nailing down 3 free-throws to put the Bulls ahead for good.

On a Yahoo.com Article....

According to Heat coach Erik Spoelstra, several Miami players were reduced to tears following the team's 87-86 loss to the Bulls. The defeat marked their third close loss to Chicago this season, and it tops off a frustrating week that started last Sunday with the squad's tough defeat at the hands of the New York Knicks. The Heat now have lost four in a row.  After Dwyane Wade's last-second desperation jumper rimmed out, a catatonic Heat team sulked to the locker room. The Heat's season-long clutch struggles were made even more obvious with Sunday's national TV showing while Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau said after the game that Chicago has "guys who can close."

And whether he was trying to relay his team's frustration and obsession with winning, or trying to point out a weakness, Spoelstra dropped a dime on some unnamed players. According to The Associated Press:

And when it was over, Spoelstra said some in the Heat locker room were moved to tears.
"Just to come up short again and again, it hurts," [Chris] Bosh said. "We all want to win. We all want to win very badly."  Bosh also told ESPN's Brian Windhorst that while he wasn't among the players who were crying, he was nearly in tears after yet another close loss.

Wade? He took a different, snottier, approach. From the AP:

"The Miami Heat are exactly what everyone wanted, losing games," Wade said. "The world is better now because the Heat is losing."  Are the Brohams the only ones that are getting sick and tired of Wade and Lebron's against the world approach.  Give it break man.  Not Brohamsish at all dudes.

Best Buffalo Wings Power Rankings 2011

1.  Buffalo Wild Wings  -  Wide range of quality sauces combined with high quality and fresh tasting wings.  Also they have a great combination of boneless and tradional wings.

2.  Hooters - Who doesn't come here for only the great wings.

3.  TGI Friday's - Delicious wings as well as great tasting sauce but the smaller selection compared to Hooters and BW3's hurts them in the Brohams.com Power Rankings.  Also the frozen take home version from the grocery store makes for a great little snack.

4.  Applebee's -  Very good wings and huge portions.  Their Honey BBQ sauce is extra delcious.

5.  Pizza Hut - I wouldn't feed this trash to my worst enemy.

Don't take the Brohams.com word for it.  Check out this cool little website which ranks the best wings by state.

http://www.besthotwings.com/usmap.php

Heh, Heh, Beavis and Butthead Are Back

MTV officially announced the return of Beavis and Butthead like a month ago but we at Brohams.com never got around to announcing it to our fellow bros. In the 1990s the series was extremely controversial with its use of vulgar language and foul behavior and will remain true to the Nineties original, as the new show debuts sometime this summer. Van Toffler, MTV President, said, "They'll be self-contained segments with the boys in different situations like they used to be, but this time around, they'll watch Jersey Shore, UFC matches and user-generated videos from YouTube, in addition to music videos." All of the programming will be displayed on the duo's TV, even if it comes from YouTube."

Donald Trump for President?

Rumors are circling about Trump's possible decision to run in the 2012 election. We at Brohams.com don't want to get political, but one thing is for certain; Melania Trump will be the sexiest first lady in the history of our great nation. The first order of business on Donald's agenda is to host a weekly NBC show, in which the best celebrity apprentices join forces in hopes of become Trump's running mate. Brohams.com vote goes to Dennis Rodman in a unanimous decision.

Take a look at some of the recent interviews with Trump and his views towards China and Charlie Sheen.

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Here is a video of a 15 story sky scraper that was built in 6 days. Hey China, how big is your dick? We get excited when Ty Pennington completes a house in a week.

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Charlie Sheen Winning on SNL

Bill Hader nails this sketch on Brohams.com, Player of the Month, Charlie Sheen.   Saturday Night Live cashed their WINNING lottery ticket by opening up with Bill Hader as Charlie Sheen.

Conan Playing Life Sized Angry Birds

Conan O'Brien builds a real life sized set of Angry Birds and then plays Angry Birds in his studio as a tribute to Finland.  Enjoy.

Tosh.0's Daniel Tosh Countdown Clock

I'll tell you what, one thing Brohams.com did not realize is Daniel Tosh is 35 years old, crazy.  He does not seem that old... Anyhow he keeps a countdown clock on the bottom of his website that gives the number of days, minutes, and seconds until his 38th birthday.  Check it out at http://danieltosh.com/

"A lot of times celebrities do that whole countdown thing, or they give themselves a goal, like they want to make $10 million dollars in 10 years. But I thought, 'I'll just give myself a countdown until I blow my brains out.' My manager's pleaded with me for years to take that down," Tosh said in an interview with the Denver Post.

Make sure you do not miss Daniel Tosh's stand up special, Happy Thoughts, which premiers on Comedy Central tonight March 6, at 9 PM Central.

Moneyball Staring Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill

The story of Oakland A's general manager Billy Beane's successful attempt to put together a baseball club on a budget by employing computer-generated analysis to draft his players.  Should be a pretty bad ass movie.  Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt play Peter Brand and Bill Beane.. Also Stephen Bishop is the actor casted to play David Justice in Moneyball and he looks hilariously identical to David Justice.

Did you know:  "Brad" is William Bradley Pitt's Middle Name.  Another Brohams.com nugget of knowledge.

Plaxico Burress Released From Jail On June 6th

Plaxico Burress is scheduled to be released from jail early on June 6th, 2011.  With the recent revolution of Michael Vick many GM's must be open to signing a once top reciever.  The Brohams.com favorite squad Chicago Bears could benefit a huge amount  by adding a large bodied possesion reciever like Plaxico to go along with the deep threats Knox and Hester.  Only time will tell if Plaxico ends up back in the NFL and if there is even a season next year with the current labor talks yet to yield a new agreement.

Broham Word of the Week: Snooger

Snot is just another word for mucus. Snot is beautiful human slime. When bits of stuff get stuck in your nose hairs, it’s the mucus or snot that surrounds the stuff and traps it.

Boogers are dried-up snot and dirty nose debris. They can be small, slimy lumps or big, dry, brown clumps. Either way, boogers are filled with the junk that’s in the air you breathe. Dust, pollen, germs, sand, fungi, smoke, etc.

Brohams.com took this information to come up with the necessary word of Snooger which is...

Snooger:  Is a dried up brown lump of snot but when you pull it out of your nose, it brings fresh new snot with it.  Almost like a snot-tail.

Typically snoogers are a mess.  You think you are getting just a finger flingable booger but before you know it you have a shit storm of a mess all over your hands and face.  Snoogers cause for huge problems in public settings such as a classroom when you just want to sneak out a quick booger and before you know it the whole class is watching you try to clean this Snooger mess up.

Newest Member of Team XBlades

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Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts

Daniel Tosh's stand up special, Happy Thoughts, will premier on Comedy Central tomorrow night, March 6, at 9 PM. We can already assume that a majority of his jokes will be primarily aimed towards the down cutting of women, race, religion, annual income, and physical appearance, which should make for a hilarious show.

Hot Dr. Pepper

Hot Dr Pepper was developed many years ago as a refreshing winter drink. Heat Dr Pepper in a saucepan to 180 degrees, place a thin slice of lemon in the bottom of a coffee mug or insulated cup and pour the heated Dr Pepper over the lemon. Another delicous treat you would have otherwise never known of, if it wasn't for you visiting Brohams.com

Also, Hot Dr. Pepper goes together great with a Hot Carl.

Broham Guilty Pleasures Part 1: Cracker Barrel Fried Apples

This has been a staple of this Broham's diet for many, many years now.  Yes, that is a picture of the fried apples from Cracker Barrel.  Also, accompanying this side was a BLT and order of mashed potatoes.  Since the majority of our audience are night owls in need of a late night snack, I've gone through the trouble of posting the recipe for making home-made Cracker Barrel Fried Apples.   As I am sure that this picture has left your mouths watering.

Ingredients:

2 cups Apple juice
4 large Golden Delicious apples with -- peel, 1/2" wedges
1/2 cup Apple juice
3 tablespoons Cornstarch
1 teaspoon Apple pie spice
4 tablespoons Sugar

Bad Boy Bmart Introduction

Fuck Introductions

Harrison Barnes and UNC Riding Hot Streak

Going into the regular season finale agianst Duke, freshman standout and likely top 3 pick in the the NBA 2011 Draft, Harrison Barnes has been heating up.  Barnes is averaging 18.9 ppg over his last 10 games and UNC has won 11 of their last 12 games.  Please enjoy his facial above.

After a disappointing start to the season, UNC is rockin and rollin headed into the ACC and NCAA Tournaments.  They have a NBA starting frontcourt with Barnes and Zeller and their backcourt play is improving by the game.  UNC Basketball is always a Brohams.com favorite.

Super Sexy Lexus LFA Supercar V10

Brohams.com official vehical for 2011 is the Lexus LFA Supercar V-12.  Production began in December 2010 as a 2011 model. Only 500 total LFA models will be made worldwide, with only 20 produced each month. Each car will be custom ordered to the customer's specifications, and will cost an estimated US$375,000, depending on options and customization.  This Supercar by Lexus reaches 60 MPH in 3.6 seconds and has a top speed of 202.

This car will make a broham's balls tingle and is a must have for all the pantie snatchers out there.

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin likes Snow Leopard

Debating and protesting has erupted in Russia after a snowboarding snow leopard was chosen as the mascot for the country's upcoming 2014 Winter Olympics.  The snow leopard has been backed by Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.  I have two thoughts on this... The Prime Minister likes snow leopards and secondly I have also chosen the Snow Leopard but as my new power animal for when I work out.

Jay-Z Disses Lil Wayne On New Single

"N-ggas fantasize about the shit that I do daily like,
These rappers rap about all the shit that I do rarely,
I'm like really half a billie n-gga,
Really you got baby money,
Keep it real with n-ggas,
N-ggas aint got my lady money "
- Jay-Z

The lyric was aimed at the recent shit talking from Birdman, saying how Lil Wayne has got more money than Jay. Below is a video of Jay-Z's response to Bridman, before the song H.A.M. came out and the second video is Lil Wayne's response to the lyric.

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Uploaded By: MTV

Keep up with the most recent Lil Wayne news and watch his latest interview on MTV by clicking the link below.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1659171/lil-wayne-6-foot-7-foot-premiere.jhtml

Only at Nascar...

Who knew Nascar fans and Kings of Leon fans were one and the same? This kid goes crazy dancing to "Your Sex is on Fire" at a Nascar race in 2009 at Chicagoland Speedway. At first glance it's just a kid breaking into sick dance moves at an outdoor concert, but look closely at the people who walk by and you'll see the unmistakable signs of redneck Nascar fans.
This is a never before seen Brohams.com exclusive video shot by brohama Mallory. You're welcome.

NBA's Youngest MVP Ever, Derrick Rose

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Brohams.com's vote goes to Derrick Rose for NBA 2011 MVP. It is quite possible that he will be the NBA's youngest MVP ever, a point that has been over-looked by many sporting outlets.

The youngest NBA MVP previously was Wes Unseld at 23 years old and Derrick Rose does not turn 23 until October 4th. Currently Rose ranks in the Top 10 in the NBA in Points per Game and Assists. The Bulls remain 3rd in the Eastern Conference Standings and face-off with the Magic tonight at 7 PM Eastern.

HMV Rockstar

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Watching this crazy old bat really makes me sad that the local Borders went out of business

Brohams Official Stocking Caps

I recommend all you brohams out there pick one of these up before the cold of the winter season is completely behind us.    Beardhead Hats are the tightest.

http://www.snorgtees.com/beardheads-by-beardhead

My New Hair Cut 1 & 2

For our brohams that are going out this weekend, take a look at both of these videos and get pumped to "grind on every piece of pussy that walks through that door."

Uploaded By: mca1018

Uploaded By: mca1018

TGIF from Brohams

A little Friday gift for all the Brohams out there.

Uploaded By: mikemartello

Australian Morning Show

This Australian morning show goes from bad to worse in a matter of seconds, but is hilarious the whole way through. Watch this brohams face after his co-anchor says, "Tim is my long stabby thing."

Uploaded By: IWakeUpWithToday

2011 Most Desirable Women

Ask Men has posted their yearly, Top 99 Most Desirable Women for 2011. We at brohams.com felt that some women were not given enough justice, while others were ridiculously overrated. You be the judge and take a look at the different reasons why some certain celebrities were ranked higher than other.


http://www.askmen.com/specials/top_99_women/

Mr. Broham Charlie Sheen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM

In case you have not already seen this... just watch.

One day I hope to be half the broham, this broham is.

"I have Tiger Blood"

Our late night broham, Jimmy Fallon, does some excellent impressions of Charlie Sheen with his new coined phrase "Winning." You can catch Jimmy during the week on NBC at 11:30.

Uploaded By: LateNightWithJimmyFallon

Uploaded By: LateNightWithJimmyFallon

Mario Cart 2011

I'm not sure, but at one point I think he actually throws a turtle underneath a car. I think video games might be becoming too realistic.

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Shadow Sword Fight

I do the same sort of thing in my living room, only there is no awesome backdrop of the ninjas I am fighting off...

Uploaded By: 3kingAmazing

Jersey Shore's Angelina wants to wrestle J-Woww

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Ex Jersey Shore castmate Angelina must be missing her Thursday night time slot. March 3rd and 10th she'll be guest starring on Spike TV's wrestling show "TNA iMPACT" (Thursdays 9pm ET). She's teaming up with wrestling duo "The Shore" which consists of a Pauly D lookalike named "Robbie D" and a Snookie lookalike named "Cookie." Angelina plans to publicly challenge J-Woww to come and meet her in the ring. If J-Woww accepts, it won't be her first time on the show (check out the video clip). Last October she went all Jersey Shore on Cookies ass after being called "J-Cow" and getting a slap to the face. So while you're watching Jersey Shore these next two weeks make sure to flip to Spike Tv during commercials to watch the train wreck that is Angelina.

Jimmy Kimmel's Humpilates

This may have been Jimmy's best idea for a skit, since The Man Show's: Girls Jumping on Trampolines. Enjoy all 7 minutes of this star studded clip.

Uploaded By: JimmyKimmelLive

Pancake Day

March 1st marks IHOP's yearly pancake give away. Walk into any local IHOP from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. and recieve 1 completmentary shortstack free of charge, in celebration of this glorious holiday.

http://www.ihoppancakeday.com/