Watch Aziz Ansari Dangerously Delicious Free Online

Aziz Ansari has released a new online comedy special, similar to what Louis C.K. did a few months ago. Watch It On Brohams.com Right Now!

Ron Burgundy Set to Star in Anchorman 2

Ron Burgundy graces the set of Conan O'Brien with a little jazz flute and announces the official sequel for Anchorman 2.

Featured Artist: KB - Listerine and Hennessy

Artist KB, a fresh new rapper out of Wisconsin, dropped his new album Listerine and Hennessy. It just might be the only thing coming out of Green Bay that is tighter than Aaron Rodger's spiral.

Brohams.com New Music Streaming

Brohams.com will be introducing a new feature that will allow our fellow Brohams to listen and stay current with the latest in music and up and coming artist.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Step Brothers Gag Reel


This one month I got so much pussy, I had to ice my balls.

Monday, April 12, 2010

The New "lol"?



Seems these days that the term "lol" only goes so far, so innovative young minds have created the new term "trololo" that describes things so funny that this video can only describe how hard they are laughing.

This gets funnier every time I watch it bros.. Enjoy

Sunday, April 11, 2010

And I Don't Have to Go Right Now



This video gets funny each time you watch. Watch him skip a slide to move through his segment faster.

Sorry to our fellow Bro's who order the McDonald's #10 Meal



How hard did the high-school kid making 6 dollars an hour laugh when he threw that into the chicken container?

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Seems Like a Step Backwards



The Broham Brothers, in association with Madcow Mal, recently made a trip out to the local Costco Discount Club Store and came out with a Fruit by the Foot box containing 64 packets of these delectable snacks. A successful trip to say the least.

Brohams Goal: To connect and dangle each 3 foot fruit snack from the highest peak of the Broham Crash Pad, into the mouth of the receiving broham on the ground.

Video Soon to Come..

Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious


For the first time every, brohams Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell perform their viral video, Lazy Sunday, live on Jimmy Fallon Late Night.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Broham Matt Damon Freaks Out


I'm sorry, he Jason Bourne'd me..

Say Hi to Your Mother for Me


Thursday, March 11, 2010

Brohams Build Sick Fish Tank

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Awesome Mouse Videos

Here is an awesome compilation of mouse videos.. Enjoy Brohams,






Get Your Bush Fix for the Week

Ewok Moon Walk

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Disgruntled Broham


















After hearing the recent hype of the new and improve Domino's Pizza, the Broham Brothers decided make the trip across town to see if these pizza pies were worthy of their new and improved titles. As the Brohams pulled into the Domino's parking lot, Scottie Dont pulled next to the entrance as an excited Monster Mike hopped out of the car to pick up and pay for the highly anticipated pizza pies.

Before Monster Mike could tell even tell pizza boy his order, the pizza boy demanded that Monster Mike to move his car, incase the once vacant parking lot receives a surpluse of ignorant customers at one time. As Monster Mike made the walk back outside, he knew this tic-tac sized situation was on the brink of blowing up bigger than Jersey Shore's own, Mike The-Situation. Monster Mike returned inside as Scottie Dont maneuvered his car off to the side, yet still slightly in front of the entrance. Just as Monster Mike was leaving with the loot, the Pizza boy announces aloud, "who ever is driving that car (the Broham Mobile) must not be too bright."

Monster Mike then explained the sequence of events to an already hot tempered Scottie Dont. Scottie Dont then took it upon himself to teach this ill mannered pizza boy some manners. As he slamed the Broham Mobile into park, Scottie Dont busted into the Domino's pizza parlor with authority and tossed two perfect "Zaas" against the wall.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Howard Stern Pranker Owns Van Pelt


hahaha am I the only one that thinks Van Pelt is over-rated and kind of a fag.

Awkward........


They were talking about how Oprah fell off really hard on the Afternoon Saloon on ESPN radio... So true, who even likes this ho anymore?

That shit aint coming off his face Oprah... maybe you could eat or buy it off his face tho.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Brohams make $1,000.00 USD Wager



I have placed a 1000.00 USD bet with Monster Mike, that he cannot live for (1) entire month this summer, by buying everything he needs to survive for the month only on Ebay. This means Monster Mike can only eat food he buys on ebay, wear clothes he buys on ebay, etc...

Full Details will be posted soon.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dancing Air Marshall


Finally a Broham puts our tax payer dollars to use. Some may find air trafficking 20 million dollar fighter jets to be no laughing matter, but you just might come to appreciate the smooth moves of the "King of Pop" to "Run DMC" all mixed together with a little bit of "The Village People."

Turtle Head


Friday, February 5, 2010

Tower of Terror Titty Toucher

Now of course I would be lying if I were to say I have never been offered sexual favors on a number of rides inside the Mouse's house (Disney World) but let me give my fellow brohams some advice.

Before committing to such acts, insure the following rules have been met:
1) The woman is not with or attending to a child.
2) The total number of occupants per train/car is less than 3.
3) The average ride length is greater than 5 minutes to insure sexual satisfaction along with applicable time for clean up.
4) The ride does not exceed speed of 15mph.
5) The ride is not equipped with souvenir photo cameras.
**Also Note: Girls DO NOT have to meet the Broham's Standards of Physical Appearance (BSOPA) because of the level of difficulty to pull off such a rare feat and also note that a majority of rides take place in the dark.

So my sexual encounter on Spaceship Earth, aka the Epcot Ball, passed the Broham's Sexual Activity Clause with flying colors. With an average ride time of 16 minutes and 2 occupants per seat, I was able to get my nut off with time to spare. Now take a look at this broham who spots a titty on the Tower of Terror (Average Speed 100mph, 15 passengers, and a souvenir picture) that is aching for a random stranger to grope it.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Broham Promo

My audition tape for acclaimed broham Director Mo-Robbs new movie. If I don't make it into Rob's movie i'll probably just send the tape into MTV's Real World and/or Jersey Shore.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Own A Piece of Brohams.com History

ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY

RARE!!!!!!!!!!!! RARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a piece of Brohams.com history. You are bidding on the only Autographed Photo of Monster Mike.

This is the first time Monster Mike has signed anything that was NOT on a woman's chest, and in all probability the last.

The winning bidder of this action will own a piece of history.
SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE EBAY LISTING

Broham has Health Scare



Broham.com would like to put the rumors to rest and finally let the public know the truth about Monster Mike's recent health scare. Yes it is true, Monster Mike recently was hospitalized for 3 days and underwent blood and urine testing along with X-Ray's and MRI's.

To summarize Monster Mike had been experiencing tightness in the front of his bullhead jeans a few weeks back. This was followed by, at the time, what he believed was swelling of the gonads. Looking what he believed was elephantitis right in the eye, Monster Mike thought it was time to get checked out. After a significant amount of testing, the doctors determined that his Bean-Sac was growing parallel to the amount of a Broham he had become.

Let's thank god that Monster Mike is healthy and give him some time to adjust to the sack of potatoes he will be carrying around from here on out.

Keep up the Ultimate Brohamness Mike. Remember man this isn't a burden, it's a gift from God.

Fresh Prince Prank

This just might be one of the most innovative and elaborate pranks that has ever been pulled off on live television. To set up the situation, this Nigerian activist usually ends his broadcast by sharing some "feel good" emails from fellow born again Christians.




Before you take a look at this second clip, just remember that most of us brohams would have been satisfied after pulling off that first prank.



Hats off to the broham behind this prank. Top notch.

Broham Looking for Roomate


It has come to Brohams.com's attention that the Full House, House, is for sale. Which means one of my four dreams have come true. The asking price is 4.1 million dollars. While this Broham, Scottie Don't, cannot nearly afford that... I can afford to pay rent.

I am willing to pay 1,000 USD per month and sign a 30 year lease to the home owner who purchases this home. This lease would entitle me to Uncle Jessie's room and as much hang out time in Joey's basement as I want.

If my math is right 1,000*12months*30 years that comes out 360,000 USD. I feel that is a fair offer but I'm willing to negotiate.

To the interested buyer's please contact me via Scott@Brohams.com. I will also be listing my offer on Craigslist and RoomatesWanted.com.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Top 5 Hollywood TV Brohams



Charlie Harper (2 & Half Men), Barney Stinson (HIMYM), Vincent Chase (Entourage), Dexter Morgan (Dexter), and last but certainly not least Don Draper (Mad Men). Never has there been such a surplus of awesome Brohams on television at once. From Don Draper's suttle and mysterious Brohamness to Dexter Morgan's twisted Brohamness... If you are looking for a good show or lots of laughs, Bro's you certainly cannot go wrong with any of these.

Broham Tribute to Conan



Brohams have been big supporters of Conan for many years, if the Brohams have learned one thing it's to honor our elders... Brohams.com would like to honor Conan by posting this Chuck Norris Tribute Super-Kick Mix. Conan's explotiation of Chuck Norris turned us into the Brohams we are today.

Stripper Creativity




Las Vegas Strippers use their "boxes," to think outside the box but ironically are still inside a moving Box. The Broham's applaud the Stripper's Creativity and Ambition. Bravo.

Scottie Dont Intro



Nick Name: Scottie Dont


Occupation: "Slingin' grease by day and kickin' it by night " is a phrase that this broham is all too familiar with. In his recent nomination for top 25 entrepreneurs under 25, it seems that complete world domination is the only thing left on this broham's to do list.

Hobbies: Playing shirts and skins until his shin splints act up, mooning innocent bystanders that are waiting to get into NWI bars, drinking brew and watching Chicago Bulls with the brosephs.

Favorite Drink: Strawberry Crush soda

Favorite Food: Mild wings from BW3's

Favorite Quote: "It feels better to piss than to get pissed on."





What are Brohams?

What are Brohams?
Brohams are guys that would do anything for each other, excluding: homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on (Brohams don't cry).

What does being a Broham mean?
A Broham is the top of the social food chain. By having connections with Brohams, you will open up more doors to the future then ever before. A Broham is the highest rank of friend, therefore allowing more things to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just Brohams." They'll know.

Why the word Broham?
Why not?

THE LAWS

1. No Broham shall be denied Brohamship under any circumstances including race or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Brohams and its benefits.

2. If a Broham has been dumped, the rest of the Brohams shall not pursue interest in said girl until a 6 month waiting period has been completed.

3. No fornication in a Broham's bed, or you will be forced to wash the sheets yourself. This includes comforter, sheets, and everything else on the aforementioned bed that has been tainted by another's man gravy.

4. If two or more Brohams arrive at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other Brohams to find other ways home.
The only exception is if the driving Broham is hooking up with his girlfriend. The law is therefore void, and the driver is responsible for returning his fellow men to their respective homes.

5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is if a Broham has lost a bet. Of course, the figurative "getting in a girl's pants" is completely acceptable.

6. A Broham should never hook up with another Broham's girlfriend. If the accused Broham is found out, then the accusing Broham has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of Bare-Knuckle Boxing.

7. No Broham should ever be held in contempt for fixing himself in public.

8. A Broham shall never be cockblocked by another Broham.

9. Brohams will never stand next to each other in a bathroom. Brohams should stand with an empty urinal in between themselves. Also, no conversating in the bathroom.

10. Brohams shall never bring a girl to a Broham's night out.

11. Brohams may not cry, unless one of the following criteria is met. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. (man law)


12. Brohams should never wait longer than 5-6 minutes for another Broham. However, when waiting for a girl, the said Broham must wait 10 minutes for every point she scores on The Scale. 1-10, 10 being the higest.

13. If another Broham's fly is down, the onlooker saw nothing and says nothing.

14. The only time when a Broham is allowed to pop his collar is in imitation of a violator.

15. Brohams must always act as a wingman for your fellow Broham in the event that an attractive girl has an unattractive friend. If the wingman gets carried away and hooks up with the unattractive girl, the Broham he was defending shall not speak of it.

16. You poke it, you own it.

17. Whack it before you tap it because its easier to pull out than put on

18. No Broham shall EVER raise a hand to a woman or child with intentions of violence. Any violators will be persecuted under the full extent of our power. Corporal punishment can be expected.

19. If a Broham gets in a fight, all Brohams at hand must come to assistance and aid at all costs. The penalty is loss of respect and trust.

20. Any Broham who delays a game of madden texting a female will receive a touchdown penalty even if the female is a perfect 10.

THE BROHAM CREED
As Brohams, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Brohams are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Brohams.

Broseph Punxsutawney See's Shadow

AP – Punxsutawney Phil, right, is held by Ben Hughes after emerging from his burrow on Gobblers Knob in Punxsutawney,
Our Animal Broseph, Punxsutawney, saw his Shadow today. Which means it looks like we will have another month or so of winter. The Broseph take on the news, is it's all good cuz Monster Mike will be in Florida on Spring Break anyways. But the real question is, did Ben Hughes see his shadow when he emerged from his burrow this morning? As far as the Broham's can tell, Mr. Ben Hughes looks like a groundhog just as much as Punxsutawney does.

Classic Broham Favorite

This is a favorite video between Brohams... it's been a favorite of ours for sometime. Monster Mike eats this one up. Officer Rivieri... remind me never to go to Baltimore. "A dude is somebody who works on a ranch!"

Monday, February 1, 2010

Monster Mike Intro




Nickname: Monster Mike
Occupation: Full-Time Student, Part-Time Ladies Man and he also Moonlights as a Stand-Up Comedian.
Hobbies: Melting Faces with his Electric Guitar and then cooling them off with a slow Acoustic Jam. He also enjoys movies and reading a good book.
Favorite Drink: Virgin Bahama Mama
Favorite Food: Cheese Pizza
Relationship Status: Date-able

Nash Vitamin Water

Our Broseph Rob sent this to us.. It's Steve Nash doing his best Zoolander Impression, pretty good stuff.

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