Katie Homes Guest Stars As The Not So Slutty Pumpkin

 

Katie Homes will be guest starring on the How I Met Your Mother Halloween special, as she plays Ted Mosby's mysterious slutty pumpkin.  Unfortunately her costume is less slutty than what most 10 year old girls are planning on wearing this year but non the less Barney Stinson looks like he will be stealing the show as usual.

Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake - History of Rap Part 2

Encase you Brohams missed it last night, Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake rocked the mics like vandals again on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I think my man crush for Justin Timberlake has reached all new heights, that being said take a look at Jimmy's all new "History of Rap Part 2" for your heterosexual enjoyment.

Roads? Where We're Going, We Don't Need Roads. - Water Jet Pack Fall

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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour.. you're gonna see some serious shit.

Hey San Diego Fox News 5, didn't anyone suggest that you should probably pre-record this Broham's segment, just on the fact that most people typically haven't worked out all the kinks on their makeshift Jet Packs.  I wish they would have left the camera on John just a little longer because they would have found that him falling into the water was all part of the plan and just when everyone was convinced that he had drowned, he shot out of the water like a god damn Phoenix rising from the ashes. 

Lil Wayne Stops By The Fantasy Factory

Lil Wayne drops by Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy during a trip out to Los Angeles to show DJ Drama some love.  Take a look at the pics and get pumped for a possible Bobby Light and Weezy F Baby track in the near future.

Check out what Drama had to say about his day with one of the greatest rap artists ever.

- "On Saturday morning I woke up to a text from my boy Mack Maine saying that Lil’ Wayne wanted to come to the Fantasy Factory. Definitely not the type of texts I’m used to waking up to just yet but it was a great way to start a Saturday. A lot of times people ask to come by when they’re in town but don’t end up having the time but not this time. They were actually about 20 minutes early. By the time I got to the Factory there was already a caravan of 4 Escalades and Waynes tour bus waiting outside of the gate. They pulled in behind us and Wayne hopped out of the bus with his skateboard, ready to go. Luckily there was nobody working at the Factory and it was completely empty so they were all able to play basketball, skate, jump in the foam pit without any worries. I definitely got the feeling that they don’t get to do stuff like this in private very often and it was sick to see everyone just chilling out and having fun. Zero ego’s or attitudes involved. I’m not even going to try to play cool guy here, it was so crazy sitting there with Wayne, talking like a regular dude trying to figure out how to ollie higher and trying to learn how to boarslide. Definitely a rare occurrence, and one of those moments when u take a step back and just think how crazy life is. The entire Cash Money family are some of the coolest most mellow dudes in the industry when they’re able to just relax. They ended up staying for a few hours before they had to take off to go to a BET event."  YAR

Justin Timberlake Capital One Cup - 2011 ESPYS

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Be sure to check out the ESPYS on Wednesday July, 13 hosted by Seth Meyers.  Take a look at Justin Timberlake's new video for his role of handing out the 2011 Capital One Cup, as he begins his prep work by hitting on college hoebags and working out with college athletes. 

Lily To Be Replaced On Modern Family

Modern Family might be one of the tightest sitcom shows in quite some time but unfortunately the rumors of possibly replacing Mitchell and Cameron's little Asian baby, Lily, is officially taking place.  Steven Levitan, producer of Modern Family, suggested that a replacement for the Jaden and Ella Hiller twins, who play Lily in Modern Family, would be very likely.  News became official as a casing notice has been posted for an "Asian, 3- to 4-year-old daughter of Mitchell and Cameron (Perez Hilton)."

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Preview Of Entourage's Final Season

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As we gear up for the final season of Entourage, which will premiere on July 24th on HBO, it looks like this last season has the potential to be the best one yet.  This sneak preview leaves its fans with a bunch of questions.. Will Johnny's Bananas be a hit? Will Ari be able to save his marriage with Mrs. Gold? Are Sloan and Eric getting divorced? Is Vince gonna kick his Columbian Bam Bam addiction and get his shit back together? Be sure to catch the first episode Sunday July, 24.

Audrina Patridge FHM Cover Shoot And New Show

Audrina Partridge is a feature of this month's FHM magazine as she is promoting her VH1 reality show "Audrina." If Justin Bobby does not get his fair share of camera time, you better believe that there is gonna be one pissed off Broham. By the way, did you know Audrina Partridge did a nude shoot back in 2008? 

Sweet!

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Charlie Sheen Roast Will Air Same Night As Kutcher Premier

Charlie Sheen has strategically scheduled his roast on Comedy Central to take place on September 10th, while the actual airing of the Roast of Charlie Sheen will take place on September 19th.  This will also be the same night as the premier of the all new "Two and a Half Men" will take place.

Sheen was quoted saying:

"You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while,” says Sheen in a statement. “It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic.”

Who's premiere do think will bomb faster? A coked up Charlie Sheen Warlock with Tiger's Blood coursing through his veins or Ashton Kutcher's attempt to bring a Michael Kelso character to replace the infamous Charlie Sheen.

On a side note, it has been confirmed that the writers at Two and a Half Men have been working on a script that will have Charlie Sheen killed off the show by possibly driving his car off a cliff.

The Situation Quits The Jersey Shore

Rumors are circling that Mike Sorrentino, "The Situation" has quit The Jersey Shore as photographers snapped pictures of him storming off set late Wednesday afternoon.  Reporters quoted the Snitch stating that "It's over" and to "Say goodbye to the bad guy."  MTV has yet to report an official statement to the media, unlike when TMZ received confirmation that Vinny quit The Shore this past Saturday due to home sickness.  Whatever the Situation's reasoning may be, at least he will no longer force the rest what is left of Team MVP to be late for T-Shirt Time.  Maybe Pauly D will finally get his own spinoff show since he's the reason why 99% of viewers even watch The Jersey Shore.. Ohh Yeahh!

Franklin & Bash Man Cave

Are you anything like this Broham and just can't seem to ever get enough of Franklin and Bash on TNT?  Well... search no longer my friends, because Brohams.com has your Franklin and Bash fix right here.  It's Franklin and Bash's 'The Man Cave' from their hit TV show on TNT, Franklin and Bash, but instead Franklin and Bash have The Man Cave actually available to YOU on their Franklin and Bash website.

Franklin and Bash created this really awesome Franklin and Bash website, to go along with their hit self-titled Franklin and Bash TV show.  Franklin and Bash somehow managed to genuinely re-create 'The Man Cave's' awesomeness from TV on their Franklin and Bash website.  It's totally interactive and 100% Franklin and Bash approved man-fun and after a few minutes you'll feel like you are actually hanging out with Franklin and Bash in the real Franklin and Bash Man Cave.

To see Franklin and Bash's 'The Man Cave' follow the Franklin and Bash link below, I'm sure you will not be disappointed by Franklin and Bash, since Franklin and Bash are so tight.

Also check out Tosh.0's rant about Franklin and Bash HERE and fast forward to 3 minutes in..

http://www.tnt.tv/series/franklinandbash/thecave/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWI-JhNdlHI

Lupe Fiasco Explains Meaning Of Barack Obama Terrorist Lyric On O'Reily

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Lupe Fiasco tries to explain the intentions behind his latest lyrical controversy when he calls out a list of politicians, namely Barack Obama by calling him a terrorist, in his song entitled "Words I Never Said".  He has since come under a great deal of fire from many political analysts and has just recently gone on the Bill O'Reily Show to explain the true meaning and reasons for the song. We at Brohams.com think that Lupe Fiasco's new music video to "Word's I Never Said" is one of the most original music videos that has been created on the subject and although Lupe doesn't not seem to be completely knowledgeable on  our country's current situation, he was able to put an artful spin on his views while also creating rap lyrics beyond asses clappin and drug references.

What does that mean to play us out? To end the show? Fuck it..

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Dalai Lama Joke Fail - You Know What I Mean?

This Broham might be the tightest news reporter on TV or at least since I found out that Wolf Blitzer's real name is actually Wolf Blitzer.  On a side note, Karl Stefanovic has multiple videos circling the web in which he makes a complete fool of himself on national TV.

Celebrity Whispers - Jimmy Fallon

Brohams.com favorite Late Night host, Jimmy Fallon, has created a hilarious digital short explaining the truth about what A list celebrities really whisper about in the public.

Blake Griffin vs Busboy Ricardo - Jimmy Kimmel Pop-A-Shot

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Jimmy Kimmel had to have blown this month's budget on this 5-minute segment.  Blake Griffin now joins Charles Barkley, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James on a shortlist of NBA athletes that have been beaten by Busboy Ricardo's infamous arcade basketball stroke.  As this close, yet somewhat disadvantaged game came to a close, Busboy Ricardo took home the victory; 60-57. Afterwards Blake Griffin decided to take out his frustration and remaining tokens on Namco's Time Crisis.

Alright We've Got A Situation

You can take the Juice Head Gorillas out of the Jersey Shore but you can't take the roid raged hormonal imbalances away from the Juice Heads.  Turns out that Ron Ron Juice and Snituation threwdown on the set of Jersey Shore this past Monday for reasons that are still "unknown."  I like to think that either the Situation snitched out Ron's crude behavior toward Sammi Sweetheart again or Ronnie started to make fun of Mike Sorrentino's poor attempt at comedy during the Donald Trump Roast.

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Ronnie and Sammi Back Together?

It appears that the storyline of Jersey Shore will be making some dramatic changes for season 4, as it has been confirmed that Ronnie and Sammi Sweatheart are back together.  All I know is that if team MVP (DJ Pauly D in particular) does not get enough screen time in season 4, MTV and the producers responsible will be receiving a lengthy letter expressing my deepest disappointment..

It's Not Gay When It's In A Three Way - Video

New SNL Digital Short, It's Not Gay When It's In A Three Way, featuring none other than Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, and Lady Gaga.

This also made me want to revisit one of the tightest sites on the internet
http://itsnotgayif.com/

Al Madrigal Stand Up

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Amigo, te gusta chi chi negra?  Si, Si.. This up and coming comedian killed it on Conan last night and has a ton of stand-up videos from the Laugh Factory on youtube.  Take a minute to look this Broham up.

Who's The Tightest Broham on TV?

Ari Gold -Played by Jeremy Piven, is a ruthless talent agent who has a knack for creating witty insults, while closing multimillion dollar deals for his clients.   Some of his most notable quotes:

"I paid two grand for these seats! I'll get out there and launch a three if I want!"
"Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!"
"It’s like high school. You can’t fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers."

Barney Stinson - Played by Neil Patrick Harris, is most notably known for his clever techniques in duping women into having sex with him.  He lives the ultimate bachelor life and has also coined a series of phrases such as: What up, It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... DARY, and awesomeness. Some of Barney's famous quotes are:

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!"
"It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!"
"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old."

Cosmo Kramer - Played by Michael Richards, this unruly neighbor is mostly known for his outrageous vintage wardrobe, wiry hair, and ridiculous body gestures.   Some of his famous quotes are:

"TCB, You know: Taking care of business"
"Pig man! It’s a pig man! Pig man!"

Charlie Sheen - This Broham may have had the job of a lifetime, in which he basically played the same character as himself in real life.  Although Charlie is known for his most recent quotes, here are some from Two and a Half Men:

"It seems like yesterday I could party all night and eat and drink anything I wanted to. Now, a couple of Red Bulls and a waffle and I'm sittin' in the emergency room, prayin' for a fart."
"Hey, you know the rule—if there's topless sunbathers you don't hang out and stare at them; you come get your Uncle Charlie."

Don Draper - Played by Jon Hamm, Draper is somewhat a man of mystery.   We do know that if he wants to get laid during the middle of the day, he tells his secretary to cancel his meetings and without hesitation,  leaves.  Some of his most famous quotes are:

"I'm not going to let a woman talk to me like that!"
"Listen, Pete, I need you to go get a cardboard box. Put your things in it. Okay?"
"You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself."

Dexter Morgan - Played by Michael C. Hall, Dexter is a part time police officer and a full time serial killer.  He only preys on  murderers who have escaped the justice system.  He also follows a strict code of ethics and procedures taught to him in childhood, by his foster father. Some of Dexter's most notable quotes are:

"If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?"
"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess."

Be sure to vote for your favorite Broham in this week's poll.