Saturday, March 5, 2011

Broham Word of the Week: Snooger

Snot is just another word for mucus. Snot is beautiful human slime. When bits of stuff get stuck in your nose hairs, it’s the mucus or snot that surrounds the stuff and traps it.

Boogers are dried-up snot and dirty nose debris. They can be small, slimy lumps or big, dry, brown clumps. Either way, boogers are filled with the junk that’s in the air you breathe. Dust, pollen, germs, sand, fungi, smoke, etc.

Brohams.com took this information to come up with the necessary word of Snooger which is...

Snooger:  Is a dried up brown lump of snot but when you pull it out of your nose, it brings fresh new snot with it.  Almost like a snot-tail.

Typically snoogers are a mess.  You think you are getting just a finger flingable booger but before you know it you have a shit storm of a mess all over your hands and face.  Snoogers cause for huge problems in public settings such as a classroom when you just want to sneak out a quick booger and before you know it the whole class is watching you try to clean this Snooger mess up.

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