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Are the 2011 Chicago Bulls This Years Chicago Blackhawks?

Excluding the fact that they play two completely different sports, are the 2011 Chicago Bulls the NBA's version of the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks?  This particular Broham thinks so.  Hear me out... The Bulls are lead by two young stars who are the heart, soul and face of the franchise.  Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah.  Sounds quite a bit like the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks who were lead to the Stanley Cup Championship by Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews.  (Not to add in that Toews was fresh-off a Olympic Gold Metal, just like Derrick Rose in the FIFA World Championship this summer with Team USA).

Next we have the veterans Marian Hossa and Patrick Sharp who are accomplished NHL players, just like Luol Deng and Carlos Boozer and had the single goal of winning a championship.

Or we have the Enforcers such as Dustin Byfuglien and Ben Eager who without them, the young guns Kane and Toews would be getting destroyed by the nightly physical play.   Sounds a lot like what Kurt Thomas does for Rose, along with Carlos Boozer.

Filled around the players above was a wide range of quality and first class professional NHL players like Brent Seabrook, Brent Sopel, Brian Campbell, and many more.  Does this sound like Carlos Boozer, Ronnie Brewer, CJ Watson and Taj Gibson?

And we have the question mark, which for Blackhawks entering the 2010 Playoffs was the all-important Goalie, Antti Niemi.  Who got hot just at the right time and helped lead the Blackhawks to a NHL Championship.  This is very similar to the Chicago Bulls 2 Gaurd slot which is the NBA's most skilled position and the area the Bulls are the weakest in.  But could the streaky, yet deadly shooting touch of Kyle Korver be enough?  Many people think not, but those are the same people that thought Antti Niemi would cost the Blackhawks a Stanley Cup....

Only time will tell and maybe I'm a year off considering that the Blackhawks had gone to a Western Conference Finals in 2009 and lost to the rival Red Wings before coming back and winning in 2010, which is a helluva lot further then the Bulls have been and had to offer huge gains in experience.

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Who's The Tightest Broham on TV?

Ari Gold -Played by Jeremy Piven, is a ruthless talent agent who has a knack for creating witty insults, while closing multimillion dollar deals for his clients.   Some of his most notable quotes:

"I paid two grand for these seats! I'll get out there and launch a three if I want!"
"Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!"
"It’s like high school. You can’t fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers."

Barney Stinson - Played by Neil Patrick Harris, is most notably known for his clever techniques in duping women into having sex with him.  He lives the ultimate bachelor life and has also coined a series of phrases such as: What up, It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... DARY, and awesomeness. Some of Barney's famous quotes are:

"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!"
"It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!"
"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old."

Cosmo Kramer - Played by Michael Richards, this unruly neighbor is mostly known for his outrageous vintage wardrobe, wiry hair, and ridiculous body gestures.   Some of his famous quotes are:

"TCB, You know: Taking care of business"
"Pig man! It’s a pig man! Pig man!"

Charlie Sheen - This Broham may have had the job of a lifetime, in which he basically played the same character as himself in real life.  Although Charlie is known for his most recent quotes, here are some from Two and a Half Men:

"It seems like yesterday I could party all night and eat and drink anything I wanted to. Now, a couple of Red Bulls and a waffle and I'm sittin' in the emergency room, prayin' for a fart."
"Hey, you know the rule—if there's topless sunbathers you don't hang out and stare at them; you come get your Uncle Charlie."

Don Draper - Played by Jon Hamm, Draper is somewhat a man of mystery.   We do know that if he wants to get laid during the middle of the day, he tells his secretary to cancel his meetings and without hesitation,  leaves.  Some of his most famous quotes are:

"I'm not going to let a woman talk to me like that!"
"Listen, Pete, I need you to go get a cardboard box. Put your things in it. Okay?"
"You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself."

Dexter Morgan - Played by Michael C. Hall, Dexter is a part time police officer and a full time serial killer.  He only preys on  murderers who have escaped the justice system.  He also follows a strict code of ethics and procedures taught to him in childhood, by his foster father. Some of Dexter's most notable quotes are:

"If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?"
"People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all and I fake them very well. That's my burden, I guess."

Be sure to vote for your favorite Broham in this week's poll.

MLB Fantasy Baseball Draft First Round Picks

Albert Pujols - Contract Year is an UNDERstatement.  He will play through injuries like when a guy gets a leg cramp when having sex with his girlfriend for the first time.
Hanley Ramirez - Shortstop is thinner then Nicole Richie on a 3 week 8-Ball binge.
Troy Tulowitski - Shortstop is thinner then Lindsay Lohan on a 3 week 8-Ball binge.
Joey Votto - He's too big of an asshole to have a bad year.  This guy reminds me of my Dad when he comes home and finds my Mom cutting the grass instead of me.
David Wright- Mets went bankrupt?  I'm assuming something good has to happen for them.
Ryan Braun - Due for a big year, had the lowest Home Run total of his 4 year career last year.  He will rebound harder then Charles Barkley on the Suns in the 90's.
Carl Crawford - Carl Crawford hitting in the Red Sox lineup and short porch in left field has sexy pick written all over him.  Plus he's fast, and fast is cool as shit.
Carlos Gonzalez - Can play all 3 outfield spots, hits for power and steals bases.  Last year if you picked him, it was like calling a hot hooker and then her staying for an extra session, then deciding to cook you dinner and then doing your household cleaning and then forgetting to collect her money before she left.
Evan Longoria - I have him a bit lower then most people, my reasoning is this guy just gets way too much ass to concentrate only on baseball for a full 162.
Josh Hamilton - My 1st round sleeper, if he can stay healthy for a full 162 he can definitely produce TOP 10 numbers.  Plus he's got the sickest tat game in the league.

Sexy and Hot Major League Baseball Fans

With baseball season fast approaching, we at Brohams.com figured that the fans needed to see some of their own preseason action. And by preseason action I mean fat titties hanging out of your favorite team's jersey.  Are you lovin' it.. yea you know I'm lovin' it.

Special Birthday Shout Out

Our very own, Scottie Don't turns 25 today.

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On a side note, what is Jon Lajoie going to do about his show, "The League," if the NFL season is canceled this year?

Broham Starts Work on Monday

How far would you go for a Broham? 

A fellow Broham was accepted to work part-time at a local business, although he was completely unaware of the initial drug test that was required before work could actually begin.  Unfortunately this Broham was no stranger to the occasional puff puff give, but this did not stop him from sticking it to the man and devising a plan to beat the system.

After brainstorming for two hours and looking up every trick in the book, he and another Broham decided that the only logical solution would be to draw up play #52 from the playbook, "The Goosed Mule."  This play is high risk, high reward, but with a firm grip and steady concentration, it can be pulled off with relative ease.

Once the Brohams figured out the proper walking technique with the condom, there was only one last requirement to the play.  Many drug tests look at a variety of different chemicals, such as opiates (heroine), amphetamines (speed), canabinoids (marijuana), and phencyclidine (PCP), but some also test the temperature to ensure that the urine is fresh and legit.  To solve this problem the Brohams decided to place the pee filled condom inside a soup bowl with warm water; a veteran move that many individuals tend to overlook.

With a confident and flawless performance... 

I am happy to report that this Broham starts work on Monday. 

Bieber Fever

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Chris Brown reacts to Robin Roberts interview

Chris Brown was on Good Morning America to promote his new CD, F.A.M.E., but after Robin Roberts asks one too many questions about his prior Rihanna incident, Chris Brown and his entourage decided to trash his dressing room.  

Charlie Sheen Update

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Charlie Sheen crashed Mark Cuban's interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Although Sheen didn't stay long, he was able to plug his new shirts and leave us wondering why he gave Jimmy Kimmel a coffee mug, with a fox taped on it.

Rumors have also been circling that CBS is on the verge of offering Charlie Sheen his job back. Jeff Rossen, a NBC News reporter tweeted, “Sources close to Charlie Sheen tell NBC News, CBS has offered him his job back. Discussions ongoing. Not a done deal."

Brohams Set House on Fire

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Tiger Woods New Pad Vs. Ex Wife's New Home

Tiger Woods new bachelor pad, in Jupiter Florida, was priced at $35 million with an extra $15 million spent in renovations.  This $50 million poon palace includes a gym, bar, media room, elevator, reflecting pond, slim lap pool, private golf course, and I am guessing that there is stripper pole in there somewhere.

As for Tiger's ex wife, Elin Nordegren, she just purchased a $12 million crib in North Palm Beach Florida, which is actually only 10 miles away from Tiger's new place, on Jupiter Island.  It turns out that Nordegren's new house is over 7,000 square ft. bigger than the currently 5th ranked golfer in the world.

Brohams.com Joins Facebook

Brohams.com has set up thier official Facebook fan page, but I guess facebook doesn't consider the pages to be legit until we reach 25 fans.   So  when you get a break from creeping on underaged teen's spring break photos, take a minute to check us out on the new page for the latest news and merchandise.  Just type brohams.com on the facebook search bar and become a fan.