How far would you go for a Broham?
A fellow Broham was accepted to work part-time at a local business, although he was completely unaware of the initial drug test that was required before work could actually begin. Unfortunately this Broham was no stranger to the occasional puff puff give, but this did not stop him from sticking it to the man and devising a plan to beat the system.
After brainstorming for two hours and looking up every trick in the book, he and another Broham decided that the only logical solution would be to draw up play #52 from the playbook, "The Goosed Mule." This play is high risk, high reward, but with a firm grip and steady concentration, it can be pulled off with relative ease.
Once the Brohams figured out the proper walking technique with the condom, there was only one last requirement to the play. Many drug tests look at a variety of different chemicals, such as opiates (heroine), amphetamines (speed), canabinoids (marijuana), and phencyclidine (PCP), but some also test the temperature to ensure that the urine is fresh and legit. To solve this problem the Brohams decided to place the pee filled condom inside a soup bowl with warm water; a veteran move that many individuals tend to overlook.
With a confident and flawless performance...
I am happy to report that this Broham starts work on Monday.
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