What are Brohams?

What are Brohams?
Brohams are guys that would do anything for each other, excluding: homosexual activity, dressing up in women's clothes, and lending a shoulder to cry on (Brohams don't cry).

What does being a Broham mean?
A Broham is the top of the social food chain. By having connections with Brohams, you will open up more doors to the future then ever before. A Broham is the highest rank of friend, therefore allowing more things to be done without worrying about outside judgement. If someone questions you say, "Nah, we're just Brohams." They'll know.

Why the word Broham?
Why not?

THE LAWS

1. No Broham shall be denied Brohamship under any circumstances including race or religion. Those being persecuted of discrimination shall be faced with permanent removal from the Brohams and its benefits.

2. If a Broham has been dumped, the rest of the Brohams shall not pursue interest in said girl until a 6 month waiting period has been completed.

3. No fornication in a Broham's bed, or you will be forced to wash the sheets yourself. This includes comforter, sheets, and everything else on the aforementioned bed that has been tainted by another's man gravy.

4. If two or more Brohams arrive at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other Brohams to find other ways home.
The only exception is if the driving Broham is hooking up with his girlfriend. The law is therefore void, and the driver is responsible for returning his fellow men to their respective homes.

5. The only time when wearing girl's clothing is acceptable is if a Broham has lost a bet. Of course, the figurative "getting in a girl's pants" is completely acceptable.

6. A Broham should never hook up with another Broham's girlfriend. If the accused Broham is found out, then the accusing Broham has the right to call him into the ring for 10 rounds of Bare-Knuckle Boxing.

7. No Broham should ever be held in contempt for fixing himself in public.

8. A Broham shall never be cockblocked by another Broham.

9. Brohams will never stand next to each other in a bathroom. Brohams should stand with an empty urinal in between themselves. Also, no conversating in the bathroom.

10. Brohams shall never bring a girl to a Broham's night out.

11. Brohams may not cry, unless one of the following criteria is met. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph. (man law)


12. Brohams should never wait longer than 5-6 minutes for another Broham. However, when waiting for a girl, the said Broham must wait 10 minutes for every point she scores on The Scale. 1-10, 10 being the higest.

13. If another Broham's fly is down, the onlooker saw nothing and says nothing.

14. The only time when a Broham is allowed to pop his collar is in imitation of a violator.

15. Brohams must always act as a wingman for your fellow Broham in the event that an attractive girl has an unattractive friend. If the wingman gets carried away and hooks up with the unattractive girl, the Broham he was defending shall not speak of it.

16. You poke it, you own it.

17. Whack it before you tap it because its easier to pull out than put on

18. No Broham shall EVER raise a hand to a woman or child with intentions of violence. Any violators will be persecuted under the full extent of our power. Corporal punishment can be expected.

19. If a Broham gets in a fight, all Brohams at hand must come to assistance and aid at all costs. The penalty is loss of respect and trust.

20. Any Broham who delays a game of madden texting a female will receive a touchdown penalty even if the female is a perfect 10.

THE BROHAM CREED
As Brohams, we pledge our allegiance to one another. Through the brightest days and the darkest nights, we shall walk together. In sickness and in health, we shall party hard. All Brohams are made equal and shall be treated as such.
This is the code of the Brohams.