Broham has Health Scare

Broham.com would like to put the rumors to rest and finally let the public know the truth about Monster Mike's recent health scare. Yes it is true, Monster Mike recently was hospitalized for 3 days and underwent blood and urine testing along with X-Ray's and MRI's.

To summarize Monster Mike had been experiencing tightness in the front of his bullhead jeans a few weeks back. This was followed by, at the time, what he believed was swelling of the gonads. Looking what he believed was elephantitis right in the eye, Monster Mike thought it was time to get checked out. After a significant amount of testing, the doctors determined that his Bean-Sac was growing parallel to the amount of a Broham he had become.

Let's thank god that Monster Mike is healthy and give him some time to adjust to the sack of potatoes he will be carrying around from here on out.

Keep up the Ultimate Brohamness Mike. Remember man this isn't a burden, it's a gift from God.