Seems Like a Step Backwards

The Broham Brothers, in association with Madcow Mal, recently made a trip out to the local Costco Discount Club Store and came out with a Fruit by the Foot box containing 64 packets of these delectable snacks. A successful trip to say the least.

Brohams Goal: To connect and dangle each 3 foot fruit snack from the highest peak of the Broham Crash Pad, into the mouth of the receiving broham on the ground.

Video Soon to Come..

Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

For the first time every, brohams Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell perform their viral video, Lazy Sunday, live on Jimmy Fallon Late Night.

Broham Matt Damon Freaks Out

I'm sorry, he Jason Bourne'd me..

Say Hi to Your Mother for Me

Brohams Build Sick Fish Tank

Awesome Mouse Videos

Here is an awesome compilation of mouse videos.. Enjoy Brohams,

Get Your Bush Fix for the Week

Ewok Moon Walk

Disgruntled Broham

After hearing the recent hype of the new and improve Domino's Pizza, the Broham Brothers decided make the trip across town to see if these pizza pies were worthy of their new and improved titles. As the Brohams pulled into the Domino's parking lot, Scottie Dont pulled next to the entrance as an excited Monster Mike hopped out of the car to pick up and pay for the highly anticipated pizza pies.

Before Monster Mike could tell even tell pizza boy his order, the pizza boy demanded that Monster Mike to move his car, incase the once vacant parking lot receives a surpluse of ignorant customers at one time. As Monster Mike made the walk back outside, he knew this tic-tac sized situation was on the brink of blowing up bigger than Jersey Shore's own, Mike The-Situation. Monster Mike returned inside as Scottie Dont maneuvered his car off to the side, yet still slightly in front of the entrance. Just as Monster Mike was leaving with the loot, the Pizza boy announces aloud, "who ever is driving that car (the Broham Mobile) must not be too bright."

Monster Mike then explained the sequence of events to an already hot tempered Scottie Dont. Scottie Dont then took it upon himself to teach this ill mannered pizza boy some manners. As he slamed the Broham Mobile into park, Scottie Dont busted into the Domino's pizza parlor with authority and tossed two perfect "Zaas" against the wall.

Howard Stern Pranker Owns Van Pelt

hahaha am I the only one that thinks Van Pelt is over-rated and kind of a fag.

Awkward........

They were talking about how Oprah fell off really hard on the Afternoon Saloon on ESPN radio... So true, who even likes this ho anymore?

That shit aint coming off his face Oprah... maybe you could eat or buy it off his face tho.

Brohams make $1,000.00 USD Wager

I have placed a 1000.00 USD bet with Monster Mike, that he cannot live for (1) entire month this summer, by buying everything he needs to survive for the month only on Ebay. This means Monster Mike can only eat food he buys on ebay, wear clothes he buys on ebay, etc...

Full Details will be posted soon.

Dancing Air Marshall

Finally a Broham puts our tax payer dollars to use. Some may find air trafficking 20 million dollar fighter jets to be no laughing matter, but you just might come to appreciate the smooth moves of the "King of Pop" to "Run DMC" all mixed together with a little bit of "The Village People."

Turtle Head

Tower of Terror Titty Toucher

Now of course I would be lying if I were to say I have never been offered sexual favors on a number of rides inside the Mouse's house (Disney World) but let me give my fellow brohams some advice.

Before committing to such acts, insure the following rules have been met:
1) The woman is not with or attending to a child.
2) The total number of occupants per train/car is less than 3.
3) The average ride length is greater than 5 minutes to insure sexual satisfaction along with applicable time for clean up.
4) The ride does not exceed speed of 15mph.
5) The ride is not equipped with souvenir photo cameras.
**Also Note: Girls DO NOT have to meet the Broham's Standards of Physical Appearance (BSOPA) because of the level of difficulty to pull off such a rare feat and also note that a majority of rides take place in the dark.

So my sexual encounter on Spaceship Earth, aka the Epcot Ball, passed the Broham's Sexual Activity Clause with flying colors. With an average ride time of 16 minutes and 2 occupants per seat, I was able to get my nut off with time to spare. Now take a look at this broham who spots a titty on the Tower of Terror (Average Speed 100mph, 15 passengers, and a souvenir picture) that is aching for a random stranger to grope it.