So I was reading an article on ESPN.com, about how this year's NBA Champions, the Dallas Mavericks, used Cryotherapy Sessions to refresh their current broken down old-man bodies back to their earlier career form aka The Fountain of Youth during the NBA Playoffs (Jason Kidd, Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry, Shawn Marion, Tyson Chandler). If you are not familiar with this Cryotherapy process it uses nitrogen to freeze the body just like an ice bath but much colder and much faster/effective and using nitrogen fog instead of ice. Anyways you can read the whole ESPN article here...
The more I read the ESPN article the more I eerily pictured the classic 1985 movie Cocoon. But this time all the Cocoon movie's roles are being played all by the old men on the Dallas Mavericks.
Clearly Dirk would be Wilford Brimley; both being the stars that carry the show. The supporting actors being Jason Kidd played by Don Ameche; Jason Terry would be played by Hume Cronyn; Shawn Marion being Jack Gilford and Tyson Chandler has got to be Brian Dennehy because they are both kinda assholes. Here is a taste on how I picture these Dallas Mavericks Cryotherapy Sessions were actually going down.
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